Yes, look at clever pun in the title – but, no, seriously, he sucks. Sure, he is very good-looking and he’s quite delightful on True Blood. And seeing as the season finale of True Blood airs this Sunday, he’s been giving some interviews. Specifically, one to me. And he was very charming and cute and [...]
Archive for the ‘interviews’ Category
Ryan Kwanten sucks
Posted in interviews, television, tagged hbo, ryan kwanten, true blood on November 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The only thing worse than interviewing celebrities I hate…
Posted in interviews, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, carrie underwood, comedian, comedy, humor, patton oswalt on June 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
…is interviewing celebrities I like. Because in addition to my regular interview jitters, I also get the “please don’t let me act like a jerk in front of one of my idols” jitters. And then I act like an asshole. This happened to me a few weeks ago when I had to interview a comedian [...]
“Hey, there, uh… you.”
Posted in celebrity, interviews, television, tagged david hasselhoff, knight rider, nbc on June 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now, lest I give off the impression that celebrity gossip is all glamour and hangovers, I should make it clear that, most of the time, I am interviewing people I know next to nothing about. I know, I know, it’s my job to do this, and it’s also my job to do research beforehand so [...]
Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!
Posted in celebrity, interviews, Uncategorized, tagged jason wahler, lauren conrad, little man tate, the hills on June 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I am going to reveal something that will surely make you think I am very super awesome. Are you ready? Are you? I have interviewed Lauren Conrad. In person. Admit it: you want to fuck me. I hated every minute of it, but not for the obvious reason that she’s a no-talent poo-bag. Okay, not [...]
