When I complained yesterday about slow days and how I eagerly grab up any big celebrity event just so I’ll have something to do, I never expected this fucking thing. Really, Us Weekly? Heidi Fucking Montag is on the cover of your magazine again because she got engaged again to the same guy again? You [...]
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Hate celebrity news? Not as much as we do.
Posted in humor, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, celebrity, gossip, guitar hero, heidi montag, pop tarts, spencer pratt, the hills, us weekly, vodka on May 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Slow days
Posted in celebrity, gossip, humor, OD, overdose, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, ali sims, ashley olsen, beer, britney spears, drugs, facts of life, fear and loathing in las vegas, jonas brothers, lindsay lohan, mary-kate olsen on May 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes, I sit at my desk, praying for somebody famous to OD. I don’t want them to die. I’m not a monster. Not that I think me praying for someone’s death has any real effect on whether or not they die, but even I have to admit that explicitly wishing for someone’s heart to stop [...]
