Just as I’m getting ready to leave work for the day, this comes out. Usually, I have a sixth sense for this kind of thing. Heath Ledger? Dentist appointment. Lindsay Lohan heads to rehab for the [whateverth] time? Somehow managed to be my day off every time. Paris Hilton heading back to jail after initially [...]
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Yet another way Speidi ruins my day
Posted in celebrity, gossip, tagged heath ledger, heidi montag, lindsay lohan, paris hilton, speidi, spencer pratt, the hills, us weekly, wedding on November 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes the best parts of the job are the readers
Posted in celebrity, gossip, Uncategorized, tagged britney spears, kevin jonas on November 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
And I don’t mean that in the schmaltzy, “I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you!” kind of way. I mean that a lot of the readers are crazy. I don’t mean the disparage the readers of gossip magazines or gossip sites – obviously, I’m in no position to judge, and anyway, I read [...]
My Camp Rock trip
Posted in celebrity, gossip, movies, tv movie, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, bradley cooper, camp rock, demi lovato, disney, joe jonas, jonas brothers, julie brown, kevin jonas, miley cyrus, new york city, nick jonas, stephen baldwin on June 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Yes, I was in New York City this past week – for about 36 hours. In that time, I met one of my idols, one of my former idols, a group of teen idols who make me sad for the future, and watched a terribly cheesy movie that somehow needed four people to write it. [...]
“Hey, there, uh… you.”
Posted in celebrity, interviews, television, tagged david hasselhoff, knight rider, nbc on June 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now, lest I give off the impression that celebrity gossip is all glamour and hangovers, I should make it clear that, most of the time, I am interviewing people I know next to nothing about. I know, I know, it’s my job to do this, and it’s also my job to do research beforehand so [...]
Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!
Posted in celebrity, interviews, Uncategorized, tagged jason wahler, lauren conrad, little man tate, the hills on June 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I am going to reveal something that will surely make you think I am very super awesome. Are you ready? Are you? I have interviewed Lauren Conrad. In person. Admit it: you want to fuck me. I hated every minute of it, but not for the obvious reason that she’s a no-talent poo-bag. Okay, not [...]
You, too, can have a depressing career in celebrity gossip!
Posted in celebrity, gossip, tagged alcohol, billy bush, carrie underwood, cheetos, clebrity, gossip, rehab, tom cruise, wii on June 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s yet another slow day. How slow? A dude went into rehab and still none of us care. So some of you may be wondering, how does one become a celebrity gossip reporter when you don’t really like celebrities? How do you stop yourself from stabbing your cubicle mate? How do you sleep at night? [...]
Slow days
Posted in celebrity, gossip, humor, OD, overdose, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, ali sims, ashley olsen, beer, britney spears, drugs, facts of life, fear and loathing in las vegas, jonas brothers, lindsay lohan, mary-kate olsen on May 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes, I sit at my desk, praying for somebody famous to OD. I don’t want them to die. I’m not a monster. Not that I think me praying for someone’s death has any real effect on whether or not they die, but even I have to admit that explicitly wishing for someone’s heart to stop [...]
