I am a celebrity gossip writer. I don’t really like any celebrities, which certainly makes things interesting.
In case you were wondering:
- Yes, my life is pathetic enough that the only way I can find joy is by mocking other people.
- Somehow, I still think I’m better than most people, especially you.
- You’re right, I probably am ugly and smell bad.
- I would get a life, but people keep giving me money not to, so that kind of kills my motivation to find something better to do with my time.
- You can email me at namedropper76 [at] gmail [dot] com, but I can’t guarantee I’ll answer you because I’m very, very lazy.
- No, I won’t send you photos of my boobs.
I will update this section as the need arises.
