Until the sequel, anyway. Which will probably come out in, like, two weeks. Did you guys watch it? Did you? Did you squeal at the Jonas brothers doing… nothing of particular importance? Let me make it clear that even though I hate the Jonas brothers and their shitty music, I was completely prepared to like [...]
Archive for June, 2008
After today, I will never think about Camp Rock again
Posted in tv movie, Uncategorized, tagged camp rock, demi lovato, disney, joe jonas, jonas brothers, kevin jonas, nick jonas on June 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The only thing worse than interviewing celebrities I hate…
Posted in interviews, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, carrie underwood, comedian, comedy, humor, patton oswalt on June 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
…is interviewing celebrities I like. Because in addition to my regular interview jitters, I also get the “please don’t let me act like a jerk in front of one of my idols” jitters. And then I act like an asshole. This happened to me a few weeks ago when I had to interview a comedian [...]
My Camp Rock trip
Posted in celebrity, gossip, movies, tv movie, Uncategorized, tagged alcohol, bradley cooper, camp rock, demi lovato, disney, joe jonas, jonas brothers, julie brown, kevin jonas, miley cyrus, new york city, nick jonas, stephen baldwin on June 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Yes, I was in New York City this past week – for about 36 hours. In that time, I met one of my idols, one of my former idols, a group of teen idols who make me sad for the future, and watched a terribly cheesy movie that somehow needed four people to write it. [...]
I’m in New York City, bitches!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged camp rock, jonas brothers, new york city on June 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Only for two days, and… it’s for the Camp Rock premiere. I will be meeting the Jonas brothers and watching this God-awful movie. But still, free trip to New York! Score! The streets below are filled with screaming girls. I don’t remember ever having this much pep or lung power when I was that age. [...]
“Hey, there, uh… you.”
Posted in celebrity, interviews, television, tagged david hasselhoff, knight rider, nbc on June 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now, lest I give off the impression that celebrity gossip is all glamour and hangovers, I should make it clear that, most of the time, I am interviewing people I know next to nothing about. I know, I know, it’s my job to do this, and it’s also my job to do research beforehand so [...]
Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!
Posted in celebrity, interviews, Uncategorized, tagged jason wahler, lauren conrad, little man tate, the hills on June 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I am going to reveal something that will surely make you think I am very super awesome. Are you ready? Are you? I have interviewed Lauren Conrad. In person. Admit it: you want to fuck me. I hated every minute of it, but not for the obvious reason that she’s a no-talent poo-bag. Okay, not [...]
You, too, can have a depressing career in celebrity gossip!
Posted in celebrity, gossip, tagged alcohol, billy bush, carrie underwood, cheetos, clebrity, gossip, rehab, tom cruise, wii on June 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s yet another slow day. How slow? A dude went into rehab and still none of us care. So some of you may be wondering, how does one become a celebrity gossip reporter when you don’t really like celebrities? How do you stop yourself from stabbing your cubicle mate? How do you sleep at night? [...]
